WTF Friday Rant Volume 1 Issue 15

Jacko might do the big wacko says friends, who the hell cares?
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,149992,00.html

American households wealthier then ever, Thank God I live in America.
http://www.reuters.com/printerFriendlyPopup.jhtml?ty

Israel says no to jobs for Palestinians, smart anti-terrorism strategy
http://www.worldtribune.com/worldtribune/05/front24

Those crazy Iranians do some nutty things.
http://middle-east.news.designerz.com/iranian-passenge
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICL

Changing of the guard, All Your Blogs Belong To Us
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2005/3/10/7080

This week's entry in the Pot called the Kettle black, Senator Clinton.
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2005/3/10/1039

Note to illegals, if you sue in America and win, please pay your taxes before your deported and don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. Note to Lawyers who sue on behalf of illegals, you’re wrong, illegals do not have the same rights as citizens and oh by the way, may you suffer many painful IRS audits.
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2005/3/8/164351

Terrorists using Mexico and Canada to enter US says FBI, No shit, here's you’re freaking sign Mr. Mueller.
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2005/3/8/21

All I can say is it's about Damn time.
http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-14
http://www.thecouriermail.news.com.au/common/story_pa

Another DMV lets us down, be on the look out for terrorists with Nevada driver's licenses.
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2005/3/9/10

Pakistan finally comes clean, Khan gave Iran Nuclear help. Let me make a suggestion, send a Seal team to get this guy and put him on trial here.
http://reuters.myway.com/article/20050310/2005-03-10

OBL gives up and retires to cave in western Pakistan, hands the reins over to Zarqawi. Too bad Zarqawi will caught very soon.
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE

Ikea hates women, their instructions say so.
http://money.cnn.com/2005/03/10/news/international/ik

Glad to see that airports are not immune from hiring illegals and putting us all at risk.
http://www.wfmynews2.com/news/local_state/local_articl

Sudanese surprised to learn that the US tested nukes there, whoops, it's a typo.
http://reuters.excite.com/article/20050310/2005-03-10T

As Bryan Adams (sorry) once sang "I would do anything for love" or as the Proclaimers once said, "I would walk 500 miles." Or I as I would say, "Dumbass!"
http://reuters.excite.com/article/20050309/2005-03-09T

Feminism backfires, women seek a return to the 1950's domestic goddess
http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/this_britain/story.jsp?st

Man offers a million dollars to save Terri, that would be some well spent money.
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE

Church leaders slam Bush budget. Maybe I am the only who thinks like this but maybe they should stick to preaching God's will. I don't recall Jesus talking about budgetary restraint, but hey I may have been sick at Sunday School that day.
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE

And last but not least, the last song you may ever hear.
http://reuters.excite.com/article/20050310/2005-03-10T

Have a great weekend everyone and look for a dual post Saturday, here and over at The Wide Awakes.