WTF Friday Rant Volume 1 Issue 13

Folks it's that time again and for the lucky thirteenth WTF Friday rant I want to welcome some special visitors to our annual collection of insanity. So welcome to all coming from BLOG OF THE DAY, stick around, put your feet up and stay awhile. Today is also my day to post on The Wide Awakes so pop over there and take a gander at my take on the re-emergence of European Racism. Now on to the WTF Friday Rant. Have a great weekend everyone.

The Balls on this woman!!!!! Courtesy of Melinda @ Anything Said
http://wedding.weddingchannel.com/search_purchase

Canada tells US no thanks to missile defense but they still want a call if one's headed their way. Talk about having your cake and eating it too! C'est La Vie, canucks.
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050225/D88F6
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4289925.stm

Battle of the Sexes turns nasty, it turns out that women are capable of deceitful sexual acts just like men. Damn, I guess they were right when they said anything we can do, they can do better.
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050224/D88F19S80.html

Colorado House of Representatives share new spirit of cooperation! Beware of the ass-ramming members that wander the halls.
http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/opinion/article/0,

The hand that feeds bites back!
http://reuters.excite.com/article/20050224/2005-02-24T132

Coming soon, (insert name of product) by Bin Laden
http://reuters.excite.com/article/20050224/2005-02-24T131

I knew I was a little light in the wallet but this is crazy!
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2005/2/23/154725.shtml

Illegals not only steal identities but then buy houses! Only in America.
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/4224901/detail.html

NAACP calls Chris Rock "racist", He is funny but I could not agree more.
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2005/2/23/215131.shtml

Alleged Bush assassin's family planning to sue? Why would an innocent family have a preset code for "I am being tortured"? If it smells like a rat and looks like a rat, then guess what? You have rat.
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2005/2/24/161945

Damn, I guess that dream of smaller government is really dead now.
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2005/2/23/165259

Syria resorting to the same playbook used by Sadamm, can we expect the same result as Iraq?
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2005/2/24/104124
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=x

Thoughts of freedom spread to Lebanon, Good luck and Godspeed.
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=4

ABC realizes hammering Bush is a losing proposition and resorts to reporting on UFO's
http://www.southflorida.com/movies/sfl-ufoshowfeb24%2C0%2C

Condi for Cheney and a draft pick to be named later. Hillary quoted as saying, "Oh Sh**!!!"
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=4

Churchill Update: Now he did not even write his master's thesis, I think I am going to apply for his position when he is finally fired, because I am just as qualified as he is to teach.
http://rockymountainnews.com/drmn/local/article/0%2C1299%2

I want to be a "Director of First Impressions" when I grow up.
http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/news/articles/0223str