WTF Friday Rant Volume 1 Issue 2

First a bit of blogsphere business to attend to, I would like to extend a large thanks and major hat tip to my buddy Zeke over at It Is What It Is. He wrote a few kind words about this site in a posting yesterday. Give him a read; you'll like what you read.

Now on to the madness that is the WTF Friday Rant. Enjoy the insanity.........

When is a dictatorship not a dictatorship? I guess if you make some phony laws to direct blame from said dictator.
http://joongangdaily.joins.com/200412/08/

Flash!!!!! Space Station hit by food shortage, apparently eating disorders exist in space as well.
http://www.nytimes.com/2004/12/10/science/space/

Great, I can see it now, "Man killed on flight over cell phone argument" And I would be lucky enough to sit next to the jack*ss.
http://cnnmoney.printthis.clickability.com/pt/

Shock and Awe, Liberal Press makes the news rather then reports it!!! Like any of us are the least bit surprised by this loser, even his editor agrees.
http://www.mediainfo.com/eandp/news/

Fo Shizzle, SC dropped the sticky icky on the shorties and had to jet before the po-po dropped a case on da man.
http://reuters.excite.com/article/20041209/

"Damn I have a headache honey." Wife relived after 4 years of excuses for no sex.
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=41839

MoveOn calls McAuliffe a Bitch and he likes it.
http://news.yahoo.com/news?
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/12/9/215826.shtml

The Island of Dr. Moreau found in Minnesota, Nevada (not Area 51, sorry), and California. Ok, California is not really that surprising.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6534243

"Commies love the ACLU" Damn! I knew they had something in common.
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=41864

Hey ACLU!! Even the Atheists believe, shouldn’t you?
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?

And last but not least.

Pope tells the Devil to go to Hell
http://www.reuters.com/