WTF Friday Rant Volume 1 Issue 3

On to the madness that is the WTF Friday Rant. Enjoy the insanity.........

Need Money for the Holidays? I got a $100,000 for you if can prove 9/11 was an "inside job".
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=41957

Man arrested for 34th DWI claims world record, Guinness World Records says not so fast....
http://www.kotatv.com/localnews/story.asp?ID=20243

Docotor sets patient on fire, claims it didn’t happen
http://www.washtimes.com/metro/20041215-115559-6190r.htm

Sharks take the next step in evolution
http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/

Hitler, not only was he the most evil man in the world but he didn’t pay his taxes
http://reuters.excite.com/article/20041217/2004-12-17

Arab Media praises US, asked for comment SpongeBob Squarepants declares it Opposite Day
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/12/16/184236.shtml

Wal-Mart and Churches save Salvation Army from the Evil that is Target
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/12/16/162134.shtml
http://madtechspeaks.blogspot.com/2004/10/

Daschle follows in Kerry's footsteps, makes outrageous claim and then refuses to provide proof
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2004/12/16/112418.shtml

Prosecutor says Bible is "fighting words", hey chief, even hear of the First Amendment?
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=41969

Senior Citizen robbed after invited to join in nude photo shoot
http://reuters.excite.com/article/20041213/

The dead have spoke and they want to get high
http://reuters.excite.com/article/20041216/