I found this originally at Insanely Inane Thoughts, I thought it was too funny not to repost. Enjoy......
Two Cows
SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You're placed in a cooperative to tell him how to manage your cow.
COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive,and sour.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN
DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN
BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN
AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, lease it back to yourself, and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the 2 cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.Your stock goes up.
FLORIDA CORPORATION: You have a black cow and a brown cow. Everyone votes for the best-looking one. Some of the people who like the brown one best vote for the black one. Some people vote for both. Some people vote for neither.Some people can't figure out how to vote at all. Finally, a bunch of Democrats from out-of-state tell you which is the best-looking one.
FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. You go to lunch and drink wine. Life is good.
JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are 1/10 the size of an ordinary cow and produce 20 times the milk. They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. Most are at the top of their class at cow school.
GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. Unfortunately, they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. You break for lunch.Life is good.
RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have some vodka.You count them and learn you have 5 cows. You have some more vodka.You count them again and now you have 42 cows. The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.
TALIBAN CORPORATION: You have all the cows in
were in the hospital.
IRAQI CORPORATION: You have two cows. They go into hiding. They send radio tapes of their mooing.
CALIFORNIAN CORPORATION: You have millions of cows. Most are illegals.
INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows.They wander around the roads aimlessly.
PAKISTANI CORPORATION: You have no cows.You claim that the Indian cows are yours.
BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows....both are mad.
SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows.You have 300 people milking them.You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
BIBLE CORPORATION: You have two cows.You pray and then you pray some more.Now you have two holy cows.
FREUDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows.They have dreams about having sex with your mother.
3 comments:
Too funny
What if I am a vegetarian?
This has been a nonsensical question ~ I'm Bad Penny
Thanks for you comment. I am not sure how you would make out with the cows but I assume they would be sold asap to buy seeds to start a farm or something.......
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